Old 70s billboard joke/song?

My dad once sung me a joke song thing... =/, and I want to know the lyrics. Can anyone help me?... I know very few parts of it... like; Drink Coca Cola Floor wax, use wrigley spearment chew... something about babies should smoke till they are 2... and at the very end it says if you want to make this world a better place, buy a record of this song and throw it far away... F A B FAB! (the detergent stuff) can anyone help me by chance.